Minichan

Since it's the weekend (and I'm in on a Friday night) I said I'll make a topic relating to the weekend.
What's your regular going out routine?

When I was still in school I'd usually head out every Friday night, I'd have a few of my mates over and we'd drink at mine then hit the pub for 2-3 hours. Then onto the local club, me or my friends would rarely get asked for I.D mainly because we are locals. Back then I would drink Blue WKD mixed with a double vodka. A good night would usually end with my head stuck in the toilet seat at home around 3am.

Now that I'm older and more miserable I tend to head out Friday, Saturday and Sunday. Friday and Saturday tend to be going out for a quite few, while I get hammered on Saturdays. I don't finish work till late on a weekend so I usually have to meet my mates at the pub around 10:30. My poison now ranges from Cider to shorts and shots. As long as it ain't beer I'll probably drink it. Currently my favourite drink is called a "Green Diesel", double Captain Morgan's with half a bottle of WKD, you're usually well on it after 3. Usually we'd get the lock-in at one of our favourite watering holes till about 3-4 am unless it was priorly arranged (due to a special occasion most nights) we'd go into the city to one of the nightclubs. If we did head to the city, the night would be rounded off with a visit to McDonald's for a large Chicken Nugget meal and fanta, followed by a 7 inch footlong hearty Italian stuffed with cheese, salami and ham.

EDIT: INB4 Green.

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Oh wow, I thought it was an exaggeration but you really are the world's biggest scrote.

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Coming from the resident faggot that is rich.
Go cry about your greasy locks else where.

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You are the one crying about my hair. Go give some more unwashed rimjobs to strangers.

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> Implying hard.

10/10

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Handel !khEOdtKF56 replied with this 1 hour ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #285,270
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Meh, I've rimmed men who probably aren't even half as clean as the woman in question.

And for free


Handel !khEOdtKF56 replied with this 1 hour ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #285,247
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You're right, it's "fine" in the first pic but it could be so much better.

@285,299

You are the one crying about my hair.

Not crying.

Go give some more unwashed rimjobs to strangers.

Not strangers.

Now stop shitting up my thread because you're upset.

Sounds like someone is butthirt. It must be all those poz loads you have been digesting.@previous

I have a ritual called ‘terminator’. I crouch in the shower in the “naked terminator” pose. With eyes closed I crouch for a minute and visualize either Arnie or the guy from the 2nd movie. I then start to hum the T2 theme. Slowly I rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me get through my day. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It sorta ruins the fantasy.