Topic: my neck is cramped
anorak !HFvB2cixM. started this discussion 3 weeks ago #16,659
what do
henn joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 4 minutes later[^] [v] #285,218
@OP
Whip your head violently around in all directions. Just persist through the pain until it's not cramped anymore. Works pretty well.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #285,221
Self-acupuncture.
anorak !HFvB2cixM. (OP) replied with this 3 weeks ago, 1 minute later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #285,224
@285,218
> Whip your head violently around in all directions. Just persist through the pain until it's not cramped anymore. Works pretty well.
It worked. Thanks <3
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 24 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #285,232
Inject insulin into your jugular vein, then inject 7 shots of sulfasalazine into your balls. That should fix your neck cramp.