| Description | Web address | Date ? | Time left |
|---|---|---|---|
| Mass Effect 3 is officially released! | http://masseffect.bioware.com/ | 2012-03-06 | 1 week |
| One year since AnonTalk BBS has now completely died and will never return. | http://www.anontalk.com | 2012-04-2 | 1 month |
| BloodyMary's 27th birthday :D | 2012-04-10 | 1 month | |
| Minichan's 2nd birth day. | http://minichan.org/chat | 2012-04-13 | 1 month |
| A man is brutally sodomised by a duck | 2012-05-12 | 2 months | |
| A duck is brutally sodomised by a man | 2012-05-21 | 2 months | |
| Fake anon can legally buy alcohol in the U.S., but won't. | http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jew | 2012-07-08 | 4 months |
| wowaname is no longer underageb& | 2015-07-17 | 3.5 years | |
| A man is brutally sodomised by a duck | 2018-04-07 | 6.3 years | |
| 2021 Minichan Coup d'état | 2021-01-19 | 9.1 years | |
| An updated version of TinyBBS is released. | http://www.tinybbs.org/ | 2451-10-10 | 26.5 years |
| Green finds true love | 3000-01-01 | 26.5 years | |
| Sim reappears! | 2063-06-11 | 26.5 years | |
| OP stops being a faggot. | http://knowyourmeme.com/system/icons/1839/original/op_is_a_faggot.jpg? | 2083-06-21 | 26.5 years |
| h stops saying h | 9001-12-31 | 26.5 years | |
| cccuuunnttt stops being a cunt | 2384-05-26 | 26.5 years |
